watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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