do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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