Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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