Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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