my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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