Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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