Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
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i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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