before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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