Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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