3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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