We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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