if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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