We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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