We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
it's great music for shaving your balls
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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