420 ftw
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
try to milk me bitch
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