I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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