Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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