using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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