You work out of a Hotel?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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