Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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