just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
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Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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