he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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