I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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