Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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