what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He shit in the fireplace
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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