I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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