Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
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Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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