She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I stole a fireplace last night.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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