In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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