I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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