"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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