my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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