hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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