did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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