I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
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