i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
My ATM looks so different sober.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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