he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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