Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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