Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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She bit a glass in half.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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