how can u be prego again
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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