Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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