I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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