You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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