Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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