you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
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How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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