Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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