I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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