If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
We're too hungover to prance.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
