I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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