discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
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just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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