Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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