I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Where is the hickey?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
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What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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