so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
i think im in europe. pls send help
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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