so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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