if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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